31 Hilarious Mommy Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (June 2, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Jun 2, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

In life, we have a finite time on this earth. With world wars, genocides, natural disasters, failing political regimes, it's a wonder how everyone stays afloat. This earth is riddled with pain and suffering, and our limited time makes us think - what is it that we want? Due to our morality, and the global suffering innate to humans, why not spend it with a little more suffering, but at your own discretion.

Choosing to have children gives us a lot, but it's not short of it's hardships either. From their first and sedimenting years as infants and toddlers, everything we do can greatly affect them. Their development and ultimate happiness in life is in the palm of our hands. As they get older, you have a lot less within your control, and maybe that's a good thing. You get some free time, and for the great wide world to parent them as well. You love them all the same, the good and the bad. Enjoy these hilarious parenting memes for exhausted mothers. 

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  • 01
    Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife I think the most important part of parenthood no one tells you about is the minute you buy something in bulk your kids will decide they don't like it anymore. It's fact.
    via @mom_needsalife
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    Show me you have a toddler without showing me the toddler Satirical Mommy
    via Satirical Mommy
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    Reyda @MsReyda What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid? Nobody @TheWurdsmith Wished I was an adult.
    via @MsReyda
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    Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.
    via parentnormal
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    Amber Sparks @ambernoelle Just remembering all the times when my mom would be like "you guys and your dad go without me, I'll just stay here and read" and we truly felt sorry for her and WAIT A MINUTE
    via @ambernoelle
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    The medical staff watching me do my first skin to skin after childbirth. STANT IG @thatmidwestmom
    via @thatmidwestmom
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    I'm tired of waking up for school and I'm not even the one going. MOMLIFEKEEPINGITREAL @ CONFIDENTLY MOMS
    via CONFIDENTLY MOMS
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    Me, getting my kids to bed after 3 songs, 17 stories, 2 potty breaks and 2103 kisses MOMTRANSPARENTING.COM
    via MOMTRANSPARENTING.COM
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    momwithaboysname @momwithaboysna1 Any time I'm tempted to give someone unsolicited parenting advice, I think about the time I caught my kid eating out of the garbage, and I keep my mouth shut.
    via @momwithaboysna1
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    Parenting magazine: You can successfully communicate with your kids without raising your voice. Me: @themarvelousmrsmom Sure, Jan.
    via @themarvelousmrsmom
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    redyellowgreendance @RYGdance @redyellowgreendance I don't know why these at-home workouts aren't working yet, I watch like 6 of these videos a day
    via @RYGdance
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    "I'll never waste my money on dumb stuff ever again!" 2 hours later:
    via parentnormal
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    mommy MommyCocktail Cocktail@MommyCocktail Why can kids can throw a temper tantrum and everyone is all "oh kids will be kids?" Just once I'd like to kick and scream and have a grandparent give me an ice cream cone.
    via @MommyCocktail
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    When you stop giving a what strangers think of your body in a swimsuit the second half of your life begins Spicydisastermama
    via Spicydisastermama
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    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini Prayers for my husband who just saw me take three Oreos out of the pantry and said, "I thought you're on a diet?!"
    via @MarriageMartini
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    Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Husbands be like, "Where's that thing I left out for 45 days that you finally put away exactly where it goes? Why are you always moving my stuff?!"
    via @Lhlodder
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    WHEN I'M VENTING ABOUT MOTHERHOOD AND SOMEONE TELLS ME TO REMEMBER HOW BLESSED I AM TO BE A MOM @thehiddensnacksmama THAT'S NOT THE VIBE.
    via @thehiddensnacksmama
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    My Life As Dad @milifeasdad Treat everyone nicely. You never know whose toddler pooped in the shower.
    via @milifeasdad
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    When I'm dead, but my husband doesn't know how to contact the school to let them know the kids will be absent for my funeral. @WittyOtter
    via @WittyOtter
  • 20
    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom Friend: Want to get together next week? Me: Sorry, my kids aren't sick this week, so that means they'll definitely be sick next week.
    via @oneawkwardmom
  • 21
    "Wanna come home with me and die in the back of my fridge?"
    via parentnormal
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    One day I will be thankful my child is so strong willed. Today is not that day.
    via parentnormal
  • 23
    Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Secret to peaceful parenting is to never tell your child the plans for the day
    via @Chhapiness
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    Everyone at the public pool when I walk in for hot girl summer while forgetting that my skin still reflects sad girl winter. IG @thatmidwestmom
    via @thatmidwestmom
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    mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo I like to feed my kid balanced meals from the 4 toddler food groups. 1. Things he ate yesterday that he refused today. 2. Things he doesn't want but I'm hoping to get him to eat anyway. 3. Things he thinks he wants but will spit out after one bite. 4. Goldfish crackers.
    via @notmythirdrodeo
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    NO MATTER HOW BIG AND BAD YOU ARE, WHEN A TWO YEAR OLD HANDS YOU A TOY PHONE, YOU ANSWER IT
    via parentnormal
  • 27
    "You need to brush your hair." My kid: "WHY?"
    via parentnormal
  • 28
    Ollie @whalefern the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe Scream you Stream We All Scream ***
    via @whalefern
  • 29
    Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits FACT: Every woman has a section of her closet called, “But I might need it for a theme party."
    via @whinecheezits
  • 30
    I don't know for sure but I'm assuming this is what childless couples do. mommy Cocktail
    via mommy Cocktail
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    Find a husband who doesn't ask questions when you say you want ice cream for dinner, he just scoops you a little extra. @mommywinetime
    via @mommywinetime

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